An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years.

One day, Elmer said to Betsy, "We should stop this nonsense. We are paying two rents, two car insurance payments, buying separate food and cooking separate meals. We should just move in together.

Betsy said, "Whose house would we live in?"

Elmer replied, "Mine, it is already paid for."

Betsy said, "Whose car would we keep and pay insurance on?"

Elmer answered, "Yours, it is newer and runs better than mine."

Betsy asked, "Who would do the cooking?"

Elmer replied, "You cook and I'll do the dishes."

Betsy inquired, "What about sex?"

"Infrequently."

"Is that one word or two?"